When Ricky Raccoon Attacks!

September 4, 2007 by Josh · 2 Comments
Filed under: Humor, Misc. 

In UR ROADZ

On my way home from my MBA classes at Bluffton University tonite my car was mauled by a raccoon. This beast looked to be the the size of a medium golden retriever and caused “significant” damage to my car in my opinion anyway. Thankfully I have comprehensive coverage, and I think it is zero deductible comprehensive coverage at that! I am too tired to dig out my most current policy but my last statement listed it. I am hoping the damage is only superficial and I don’t have anything wrong with the underbody or alignment. Without further ado, what happens when Ricky Raccoon decides your car looks like it needs a hug at 55 MPH.

Cavalier Bumper after Racoon collision

What my bumper should look like.

Cavalier bumper with no Racoon Damage

Similar to the whole this is your brain…this is your brain on drugs PSA.



Comments

2 Responses to “When Ricky Raccoon Attacks!”
  1. Jason Cox says:

    have you tried just poppin that mug out? …I’ll give it a few swings of the hammer next time I see your car parked in the Admissions lot, no need to thank me once you see it “fixed.”

  2. Josh says:

    Naw, I found out its all covered with no deductible. The bumper and the black under part of the bumper is snapped. Thanks for the “assistance” anyway.

    Have you gotten your car up and running yet from the flood damage?

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